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OK, I have to hear that

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He even has a name.

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Please share

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Bob.

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Just Bob?

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I used it the once. It was more a ruse than anything. I could give him more though. A last name. Dead wife. Give his story local color.

And how is the expedition coming along? I trust you're finding everything? I won't have to turn my kitchen into the Chopped kitchen, will I?

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It's cool, I'm almost done
Far more interested to discover you at least know about Chopped

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Did you think me a dilettante, Timothy?

I'll send you the coordinates to where I currently reside. Leaving the gallery now.

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OK on my way too
I have no idea what a dilettante is btw but probably

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Someone who appears to have an area of interest but in truth, they know nothing of it. I believe in the 1990's, one would be deemed a poseur?

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OK definitely not that
I just expected you were into more high brow entertainment
Like opera

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I do enjoy the opera, and the theatre. But, one doesn't move through life unaware of the cultural zeitgeist. Especially one unflinching, undying piece of entertainment as Chopped.

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True
I watch a lot of HGTV too, I'm no dilettante when it comes to reality TV

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That would be the Home and Garden Television Network?

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Yep
I also like this show Doomsday Preppers on Nat Geo
If I was on a reality TV show it'd be that one

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Worried about the world coming to an end, are you? Or, were you, I should say. Tenses really are a bitch, aren't they?

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I used to be a lot more paranoid about it
I think it was more of a hobby though

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I see. Ah. I do remember a rather delicious table flipping. "Stripper. WHORE."

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You really know your shit, I see

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When I wish to. I was more a fair-weather watcher. But, some things stick. Are you a wine person?

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I'll drink it
I'm not the type to appreciate it though

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To drink is to appreciate. Let me procure something to your liking then.

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As long as there's alcohol in it I guess I'll appreciate it fine

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Red it is then. I do wish there were such a thing as 'vintage' in this time. But, I suppose they'd just call it ancient.

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Of course you're upset about the lack of old ass wine
Does it really taste better when it's older

[ Tim's not really a connoisseur of anything, except maybe fantasy novels. Then again, he doesn't really discriminate on those either, provided they're engaging enough to catch his attention. Alcohol is alcohol is alcohol; he'd drink isopropanol if someone put it in front of him in a shot glass. It's not about enjoying the taste, it's about getting drunk as hell as quickly as possible. ]