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An omelet with vegetables then. I did not see that coming, admittedly.

My mother was a practicing baker, cook, harvester and gardener. She was a woman of many talents.

( Of lying. Of witchcraft. Of manipulation. She was twisted and hateful, but somehow deeply loving in her own fucked up way. )

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[ He's quiet again for a little while, but that's only because he's heading off the train and into the supermarket. It's weird, doing something so familiar in such an unfamiliar place, but maybe the weirdest thing is that he's getting used to it. ]

Baking's a kind of science, right?
Everything has to be exact
I'm not much good at it either but I used to like watching my mom

Did yours teach you out of necessity? Or was it just stuff you picked up?

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( Klaus isn’t all too concerned with the lull in conversation. He used to going about his day, tending to his affairs, trying to find a solution to all number of problems. Something he isn’t quite used to in this time. Whole groups aren’t after only him, or his family, including his daughter.

Closing the storage container, he gets a new message. )

Necessity a majority of the time, but in limited instances, she tried teaching me things.

( Specifically, that was witchcraft. But he was half werewolf and wouldn’t have been able to do her spells. She had always wanted him to live his life in the body of a wolf. But at the consequence of his body. )

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Where the hell did you grow up?

[ That's probably a rude question, honestly, but he's curious and he's not really one for schooling his reactions. ]

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Virginia, though there were days it did indeed feel like hell.

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Where'd you get that accent?

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( So astute, Timothy. )

Did your family never relocate? Some might say my accent is vaguely European, but then so are all my siblings. When I was younger we traveled, settled down in Virginia and made that our home.

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[ Vague indeed. ]

I would've thought you'd lose the accent if you moved when you were young but I guess not

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Well, it's not as if I can give you an alternative, or explain any kind of reasoning behind it. But, yes, I did retain my accent from a young age. As did we all.

( He must be gathering what's needed so Klaus begins to shut things down. He's been busying himself long enough in the gallery alone. Besides, he's multitasking. Dancing around truths with Timothy. )

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Sure, but kids growing up in different places sometimes modulate their accent to fit in

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I assure you I never modulated. Sure, a few times I took up the American accent for a lark. I do a bang up Southerner. But, only when completely necessary, or out of sheer boredom.

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OK, I have to hear that

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He even has a name.

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Please share

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Bob.

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Just Bob?

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I used it the once. It was more a ruse than anything. I could give him more though. A last name. Dead wife. Give his story local color.

And how is the expedition coming along? I trust you're finding everything? I won't have to turn my kitchen into the Chopped kitchen, will I?

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It's cool, I'm almost done
Far more interested to discover you at least know about Chopped

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Did you think me a dilettante, Timothy?

I'll send you the coordinates to where I currently reside. Leaving the gallery now.

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OK on my way too
I have no idea what a dilettante is btw but probably

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Someone who appears to have an area of interest but in truth, they know nothing of it. I believe in the 1990's, one would be deemed a poseur?

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OK definitely not that
I just expected you were into more high brow entertainment
Like opera

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I do enjoy the opera, and the theatre. But, one doesn't move through life unaware of the cultural zeitgeist. Especially one unflinching, undying piece of entertainment as Chopped.

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True
I watch a lot of HGTV too, I'm no dilettante when it comes to reality TV

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That would be the Home and Garden Television Network?